Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
This toilet bowl is my home.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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