I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Nicole vs. Life
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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