I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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