he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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