i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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