So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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