My liver just broke up with me...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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