we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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