I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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