I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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