id be glad to
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Girls should come with a carfax report
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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