Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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