it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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