How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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