Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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