My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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