Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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