how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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