It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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