He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Never underestimate the power of titties
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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