We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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