i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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