:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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