Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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