i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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