Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Randomize
