Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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