3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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