and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This is classic penis vs brain.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Randomize
