I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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