He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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