So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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