Don't you send me to vm
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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