just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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