Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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