Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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