You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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