I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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