I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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