Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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