i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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