I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Your penis caused this!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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