I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
