Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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