I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
PANTIES FOUND
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
