I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Someone signed my nipple.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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