I'd wear matching sweaters with you
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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