it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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