Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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