I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
send nudes
from the living room?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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