I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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